So, Mr... Ferguson. Is it? Craig, yes.姓Ferguson，對嗎？嗯，名叫Craig.

Now, I understand that you're interested in applying for the position of our friend. That would be great. I...Uh...I'm very lonely.我知道你希望申請成為我們的朋友。那樣最好不過了。我...我很孤獨。

Hold on. Hold on. I don't see why we need a new...Relax.There can be two foreign ones. Eh. I didn't know that. Go on.等等，我不明白為什么我們需要一個新...別緊張，這樣一來我們就有兩個少數民族了。我剛沒想到，你們繼續。

So Craig, what do you do for a living? Excuse me. I have the clip board. I'll ask the questions.Craig，你的工作是？等等，我拿著筆記版，我才有發言權。

So Craig, what do you do for a living? I host the late late show with Craig Ferguson. I see. And what time is that on? 12:37 a.m.好的，Craig,你的工作是？我主持Craig Ferguson的晚場表演。好的，那么節目什么時間開始呢？12:37a.m.

Given that a.m. stands for ante meridiem, wouldn't it more logically be called the early early show with Craig Ferguson? I don't know.A.M在拉丁語中表示中午之前,這個節目改名叫Craig Ferguson的早場表演會不會更符合邏輯呢？我不知道。

The answer is yes. Minus 8 points. I didn't know there was going to be a test. Then you're really not going to like the physical.答案是“是”，扣八分。我沒想到你們還有入門考試。那你絕對不會喜歡接下來的體檢的。