最“浪漫”的圣誕祝福

No Greeting Card To Give..No Sweet Flowers To Send..No Cute Graphics To Forward..JustA LOVING HEARTSaying“HAPPY X’MAS”

沒卡寄你、沒花送你、連張可愛的簡訊圖片都沒有。我只有一顆愛你的心，說著“圣誕快樂”！

最霸氣又溫馨的圣誕祝福

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window,grabs you and puts you in a sackdon't worry I told SantaI wanted you for CHRISTMAS.HAPPY CHRISTMAS

如果某天晚上一個大胖子跳進你的窗戶、抓起你往麻袋里塞，別害怕喲！那是我告訴圣誕老人，我要你做我的圣誕禮物。圣誕快樂！

最讓人費解的圣誕祝福

An urgent help please. One of my close friends has come. I have directed him to you. Kindly arrange a room for him and take care of him. He is little childish. Kindly bear with him. His name is Jesus. Merry xmas.

緊急求助！我一個好朋友來了，我讓他去找你。麻煩你安排一個房間、好好照顧他。他有點孩子氣，耐心點啦。他的名字叫“耶穌”。圣誕快樂！

最美麗的圣誕祝福

Through a looking glass of a thousand stars,heavenly angels watch over us and bless us unaware.May health happiness and good times greet you each day of the new year.

透過千萬顆星星，天上的天使在默默看著我們、并無聲地守護我們。愿健康安樂及美好時光伴你在新年的每一天。 最吃貨的圣誕祝福

Have an icy-icy CHRISTMAS, with BUTTERING MSGs, CHOCALATY CALLS, CREAMY THOUGHTS, FRUITY FUNS. MERRY CHRISTMAS.

愿你有一個清清爽爽的圣誕節：多收黃油般的訊息、多打巧克力味的電話、多些奶油似的的想法、玩得像水果般甜蜜！圣誕快樂！